It’s true! It’s true! The crown
has made it clear.
The climate must be perfect
all the year.
In Camelot
I woke up this morning and
immediately started coughing. My nose
was running and my sinuses were dry and swollen. My eyes felt like they had been sanded down
and wrapped in a gunny sack.
I am pretty insulated from
the world, living here inside “The Black Hole OF Calcutta” especially after I threw my TV away
in a fit of sanity. That woman, Flo, who
sells insurance in incessant commercials, was the catalyst. Although I was aware that the entire state of Colorado was on fire, I
thought ‘WTF’?
So I got on my computer to
see what the air quality was. I checked
the government site and lo and behold, the air is good.
Colorado Department
of Public Health and Environment Detailed Air Quality Summary for 06/29/12
(Today)
|
Area
|
Site
|
Air Quality
|
Max AQI
|
Pollutant
|
Conc.
|
Period
|
Time *
(MST)
|
|
BOU
|
Good
|
49
|
Particulate < 2.5
micrometers
|
15 µg/m3
|
24-hour
|
7:00 AM
|
How good is bad and how bad
is good? My government says it’s good so
it must be good. So why do my already ravaged eyes hurt so badly? I know that numbers can mean anything. I know that the Colorado economy depends on the tourist and
convention business and relies heavily on their reputation of clear mountain
air not to mention Pure Rocky Mountain Spring Water. I know there are many interests who like to
see it remain that way. I know fire and
smoke, while inevitable, is counter productive.
Me, I haven’t trusted my
government since November 22, 1963.
Smoke gets blown around. Some smoke gets in my eyes. Some of
it is being blown in my ear. Some of it
is being blown up my ass.
THE
SHADOW SAYS YOU CAN’T CON A CON
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